MOM: (n) 1-The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because moms always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests. 2-A crazy loon who loves you so much, yet she drives you insane! She cares for you, but embarrases you in front of all your friends and makes you want to scream and cry. She is someone you want to throw out the window ever so often, but is someone you truly can't live without.